((Sometimes necessary, always fun.))

[Hmm, so that advice he got from that dude in the junkyard was LEGIT! Talk about yourself, and girls will think you're interesting...]

Well, I could tell you all about my exciting and glamorous adventures as a gladiator aerial cowboy love machine, but words are so cheap anymore... Why don't I SHOW you?

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- You didn't see this!]