[Oh, he's an offended octopus now! He squibbled frantically, tentacles waving in agitation.]
The NERVE of you! You think you can just barge right into a mollusc's home, comment favorably about his video selection, then try to walk off with his room decorations? That poster was EXPENSIVE, you know! If you want it, you're gonna have to give me something in return, like sexy fun times a kiss!
[Honestly, it's a good thing she doesn't know about his creepy Stalker Shrine in the basement.]
III'm beginning to wonder if you don't want her to meet up with him at the_love_hotel after all.. xD
[Oh, he's an offended octopus now! He squibbled frantically, tentacles waving in agitation.]
The NERVE of you! You think you can just barge right into a mollusc's home, comment favorably about his video selection, then try to walk off with his room decorations? That poster was EXPENSIVE, you know! If you want it, you're gonna have to give me something in return, like
sexy fun timesa kiss![Honestly, it's a good thing she doesn't know about his creepy Stalker Shrine in the basement.]